Wednesdays

8:00pm
ABC - Pushing Daisies
CBS - (8:00pm) The New Adventures of Old Christine, (8:30pm) Project Gary
NBC - Knight Rider
FOX - Bones
CW - America's Next Top Model

Deadpool - Knight Rider. How the FUCK did this get the greenlight to get it's own series. The recent TV movie was THE WORST thing that ever been shown on TV, and that is saying a lot with Laughlin, and others that were made last year and promptly killed off.
I'll watch live - The New Adventures of Old Christine and Project Gary. CBS sitcoms are more or less background noise nowadays with a couple chuckles thrown in.
I'll time shift - Pushing Daisies and Bones.
I won't bother with - America's Next Top Model. I usually only watch the first episode, the "make over" episode, and the last 2 episodes. I used to like watching how ever stereotype about the fact that if you put a bunch of women in a room, there will always be drama. Make em all sorta pretty or wannabe pretty, and watch the fireworks!


9:00pm
ABC - Private Practice
CBS - Criminal Minds
NBC - Deal or No Deal
FOX - (8:00pm) 'Til Death, (8:30pm) Do Not Disturb
CW - Gossip Girl

Deadpool - Do Not Disturb. I just wish Jerry Oconnel would just fucking stop making comedy sitcoms. He's OK in procedural cop dramas like Crossing Jordan but horrid in shitty sitcoms like Carpoolers. The other show that will hopefully die is Private Practice. Man, I liked the first season of Grey's Anatomy but after a while I started coughing up tampons and decided it was enough. Now the spin off is all of that minus good characters and storylines we need to care about.
I'll watch live - 'Til Death. Brad Garret and the MILF is not that amusing but there usually nothing else to worth watching.
I'll time shift - Criminal Minds. After Lola Glaudini (Elle) left the show, I started being less and less interested in the show.
I won't bother with - Gossip Girl. Chick show, 'nuff said. How game shows like Deal or No Deal stay on the air is a complete mystery.


10:00pm
ABC - Dirty Sexy Money
CBS - CSI: NY
NBC - Lipstick Jungle

Deadpool - Dirty Sexy Money. This should have died last year.
I'll watch live - CSI: NY
I'll time shift - nothing
I won't bother with - Lipstick Jungle. another sex in the city ripoff chick show. Dirty Sexy Money, don't get it and I don't care.

Tuesdays

8:00pm
ABC - Opportunity Knocks
CBS - NCIS
NBC - The Biggest Loser
FOX - House
CW - Beauty and the Geek

Deadpool - Opportunity Knocks. God I fucking hate these give stupid poor people fabulous prizes feel good masturbation shows. Seriously.
I'll watch live - Beauty and the Geek. Yes, Oh know I know. It's a horrible show but... I find it fascinating. I especially like the "make over" episode. Honestly, I watch it in an almost anthropological manner. I can hardly fathom how individuals from either group manage to make it to adulthood.
I'll time shift - NCIS and House. This way I can zip thru the commercials.
I won't bother with - How much is people's dignity worth? Shows like The Biggest Loser, although I'm sure it has helped people... do we really need an hour of watching fat people suffer? I have already mentioned how much I hate god damn shows like Opportunity Knocks.


9:00pm
ABC - Dancing With the Stars Results Show
CBS - The Mentalist
NBC - Kath and Kim
FOX - Fringe
CW - Reaper

Deadpool - The Mentalist. My god is fucking show boring as hell. It's like they took the comedy sitcom Psych, removed all the spirit and humor, black people, and add boring ass people you really couldn't give a shit about, in story lines you don't give a shit about, and make the whole thing more dull by everyone low talking. It will be dumped as was Journeyman for the same reasons. It was boring and had characters I just don't get why I'm supposed to care about them.
I'll watch live - Kath and Kim. I watched the original Australian show. I'm sure it was hilarious to aussies but man I just didn't get it and I kinda find pedestrian Australian accents ... well, annoying. That being said, I really hope this series is good but it barely escapes the deadpool.
I'll time shift - Fringe and Reaper. These are the kind of shows I like watching eating breakfast or late night tea and cookies. I have high hopes for Fringe and the first episode was interesting and well made. Reminded me a lot of early X-files before it started to suck.
I won't bother with - Dancing With the Stars Results Show. Need I say more?

10:00pm
ABC - Eli Stone
CBS - Without A Trace
NBC - Law and Order: SVU

Deadpool - Eli Stone. How did this show get picked up for a second season? Is ABC really that hard up to fill this slot?!?
I'll watch live - Without A Trace. The blond chicks is getting less and less cute. I dunno if it's on purpose but she's looking haggard.
I'll time shift - Law and Order: SVU. Yeh, this franchise is getting long in the tooth but I keep watching em. I still like the "gotcha" at the end of each episode.
I won't bother with - Eli Stone.